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My First poem ...after 8 years...

Where are all these tears going,
Uncontrollable, as they run down my cheeks.

Where are all those days when you were around?
The warmt of your words that knew no bounds.

Your big brown eyes I still so often see.
But now you're gone and all that's left is me.

I stand with my arms wide open.
Just with the hope that the winds would bring you back to me.

But again the silence fills around my place. What's all this anguish about?
Can't you replace it with those sweet words you once told me, when we first met each other?

I shout your name in the dark even though they wont reach you.
what can i do over here without you? I'm alone. Come back for me dear.

When you could read those untold words from my heart,
When you could see the everlasting love hidden in my eyes?

Why cant you understand my pain even though i tell you -
Come back oh dear! . . . I'm alone . . . Come back.

- Karthik Juvvala

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http://www.chromasia.com/galleries/1004150658.php

http://www.chromasia.com/galleries/1003230544.php

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pikudey/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/felixberndt/4204113276/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/felixberndt/sets/72157614438556651/

www.colorart.in

http://www.flickr.com/photos/terrakate/5050570666/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/terrakate/4801773664/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dannybeattie/4993849216/

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Sleep .......Dream...... Observe....

How many hours do we need to sleep in a day to stay healthy...?
Heard its 7 hrs...

ok...as the calculator says....if a person sleeps for 7 hrs a day, he wud spend 210 hrs sleeping in the whole month and that wud be 2555 hrs in a year. That is 107 days in a year....

My god what do we do sleeping so long...
People say, we dream...but hardly anyone remembers anything....

We usually remember only those wierd Nightmares.....Dracula running behind us...as we try to escape into some no mans land...or another case where we are getting married to Rakhi sawant....Yakkkk.....or we are writing an exam and we forget everything.....or our pen dosent wrk....or we got late for the examination hall...
Ahhhhhh...........

So if we dont remember our dreams, are we kinda wasting time ..jus sleeping....?????
...and are dreams just a time pass....???? Lets see....
Well if one were asked of what he actually dreamt last night...he would say.."i donoo but i usually get dreams of the things i thought about, before sleeping.."

Now how far is that true....

I think of Katrina kaif everyday..b4 sleeping, now does that help..me anyway attracting her into my dreams... No.//

Ok..if we assume that to be true...Then what does a new born child dream....
He/She sleeps for hours together...they havent seen or experinced anything ...in this world....Now what do they dream..??????
Is there a case where they dont dream...?????

or shall we reconsider the fact that we dont dream of things we thought of b4 sleeping.....

But you know....

Last night..in my dream, i was waiting near the washroom, walking to and fro... as someone was there inside for a long time..keeping me waiting...It was already half an hour and i got frustrated...
To my utter surprise, i suddenly woke up and i realised, i had to go the washroom...
Now was that an indication given to me in my dream...
Hey i seriously remember what all happened before that scene....
it was a total diff situation...

Ok..

Fine...let me tell you some good facts about dreams....

Will you believe me if i say..that we hear music while dreaming...??
a music produced from nowhere..... Well believe it or not..Its true....

..i can prove that for you...

Ok ....Before that....just try this experiment....

lay down on your bed..and free all your body parts....
dont apply any pressure....on any of them.....take deep breaths...Take in completely...(.without making any sound...) slowly....and leave it out....
do this for 50 seconds...and you are into sleep....
Concentrate carefully.....
you will come across...some stunning facts..which i wud tell you in my next post...

.....................to be continued.........

I ........

I wanted to be a stand up comedian...and make fun of people around me. Actually ..its good that they enjoy it ..thinkin it was a joke...

But in this rat race..called life..i cudnt find an option of becoming one..in any of th phases of life...till date...so ..im somewhere in between....waiting for a breakthru....
But no worries as i never stay calm..and keep teasing my friends around...to such an extent that ...they come home from office everyday....after i sleep....

I dont wanna be serious in life...atleast in mid 20s....Actually ma plan is to stay alone...No marraige man..who cares a ***k....its like...you marry a girl whom you donoo and expect her to be the dream girl..you want!!...Its not a game..ok...its life....not just about having a Wife....

hey The word...marraige reminds me...about...Sania ..the great tennis player....she has 10000 fans it seems..(may b in pak...).and she says....people never miss ma game on TV..do they see her ..or her game....Oops...i dont mind..but ...Sania Mirza might have taken our Indian pledge too seriously . " All Indians are my Brothers & Sisters " Thats why she married a Pakistani...Didnt she find anyone in india...Hmmmmmm.Guess she might have got fed up of indian boys after watching Rakee ka swayamwar....or their parents might have thought that "Yeah we can boast ourselves..saying ..my girl in a foriegn country ..- Pakistan.....".....

I dont say that people are stupid ..but thier thoughts are stupid...
My friend bought a tshirt for 1900 which was worth not more than..500..as it had an offer of 15%......
You know....another friend of mine ..had submitted his Offer letter (which he needs to retain it along wiht him and show while joining....)back to the university for which he applied for MS.... along with thte acceptance letter...without even looking at it properly...and the best thing is ...he argues...saying..."why did the person who sent, staple all the docs together...dosent that mean..he wants us to send the offer letter..without seperating from the rest.." hmmmmmmm..these are the Young guns of india....naa.....
Coming back to indian pledge...ok lets talk abt..indian...why indian pledge..
..Hey how many you guys believe that an average indian.. spends 50% of his time..doing nothing..\
They Take in less....and try to give out more..
less? not food...:knowledge....
giveout more: not money........sweat,badwords,gyan about what india is.,corruption..,make unnecessary gossip....
Gossip,haa..... i have a lady in my office ..my god i hav never seena person who can talk so much....she makes the wierdest sounds one could have ever heard..i mean..she laughs so loud wiht all her 31.5 teeth out...that she grabs the entire office's attention towards her....Last time when i was in th eelevator along wiht her ....she took out a Deo(AXE) and started spraying it...That made me doubt her more..as it was clearly written AXE for MEN.....
....................................to be continued.....

Laila phir se huyi impress.....

Be well-groomed. Brush your hair, shower, wash your face use deodorant, a little cologne, and apply acne medicine daily (if you have a problem with your skin). Don't wear your pants off your butt, often called "sagging", it's not that attractive to the majority of girls. This is essential if you are even going to approach an attractive girl . Wear clean, attractive clothes that fit. (If in doubt, get an older sister or close female friend to help you in this department.) Don't wear skin tight clothes, but don't wear clothes that are too baggy either, girls hate that.
2Have a great attitude. Be fun to hang around with, easy to laugh with, and be outgoing. Just don't be full of yourself. A girl may like an overly cocky guy at first, but eventually, she will find it selfish. Don't try to impress everyone - girls like humble guys. At the same time, a sense of humor is always good. Girls love it when guys can make them laugh.
3Show respect. If you respect everyone and give them their space, they'll all respect you. With girls, it works even better. If they see you respecting everyone, and not getting pushed around while you're at it, they will be reassured that you will treat them right. Be kind to all.
4Have good conversations. Try to aim for you both to be speaking half of the time, but make sure that you are saying something worthwhile; it's not attractive when only one person talks endlessly or when they say bad words. Another thing to watch for is her attention. If she isn't paying complete attention, do not repeat yourself several times. This makes girls feel you are desperate, and usually annoying.
5Show interest in her - let her talk. The #1 mistake when talking to a girl is focusing on yourself. Girls are way more comfortable when they talk about common interests. Ask about their interests, hobbies, favorite books, music, etc. If she asks you a question, answer it in a few, short sentences and then redirect the question back at her. This engages her in the conversation. When in doubt, compliment her like your hair looks nice today. Even if a girl does not like you yet, complimenting her will make her feel good about herself and think positively about you.
6Try flirting! Don't be obsessive! If you both make eye contact, do not be the one to look away, but do not stare for too long. When you both make eye contact, just give a slight smile. Touch her arm or shoulder for a few seconds. Physical contact is a great way to show you're interested. If she seems uncomfortable, do not do it again.
7She may look away and she might blush a little. Be careful though; you don't want to stare her down. A good move is to look away, and if she likes you she will shoot you glances. Watch for that. And be courteous. Open doors. Do kind things, girls love that. BEWARE!! this doesnt work almost all time in ireland.
8Respect her friends and their ideas and opinions. Always speak highly of her and never talk trash about her. It will damage her reputation and yours. Hopefully then it will work both ways - she will be tolerant of your friends. Be careful not to compliment her friends too much, however. Example: You may say "Your friends seem cool. We should hang out with them and my friends some time, I think they'd get along". You may not say "Sally is so hot. She has the nicest eyes". You may think getting her jealous is a good idea, but it just makes them angry.
9Have your friends be nice to her It's a fantastic thing when your friends don't make a total fool of you. Warn them ahead of time and avoid topics pertaining to embarrassing moments of your past or awkward jokes that make very little sense. Don't introduce her to your friends right away though. You want her to like you, not start dating one of your buddies. If your friends like to embarass you, try to avoid them altogether
.10Be polite to her parents. Be kind to everyone, especially them. Don't be too over-the-top charming with the parents, however, or they'll think that you have something to hide.Be willing make sure that you and her father get along as he will be looking out for his daughter
.11Don't criticize her. Unless she asks for constructive criticism. And even then she probably wants you to compliment her.
12Be romantic, but not over the top. If you've been dating for a while you may attempt a grand romantic gesture, otherwise, you'll look like a stalker. It's also okay to be a little cheesy, like giving her a bouquet of roses and a loving poem. It may sound like a bad idea, but girls will find it thoughtful if it came from your heart. A better idea than being cheesy is to really LISTEN to her & remember things she likes. Then take her somewhere she's mentioned wanting to go, or buy her the books she's been wanting & hide a little note inside. Flowers & candy are really cliche & don't really mean much since anyone can just buy someone flowers. Showing you've been listening to her wants & needs goes a LOT farther than roses!!
13Start talking to her casually. If you don't know her, make friendly conversation. Ask for the time, and/or compliment her watch. Avoid throwing too many compliments about clothes or shoes around, that might make women think that you are homosexual as many gay men are fashion-forward.
14Do not play "hard to get". Sure, you'll get their attention for a day or two then after a while, the girl will end up frustrated, and she'll think you don't find interest in her anymore.
15Be careful with what you say. Do not discuss bodily functions in her presence, or make jokes of a sexual nature unless she starts doing so. Also, don't discuss anything gross or inappropriate. She'll get grossed out.
16Hum in her presence She might think of you whenever she hears that song. And she'll probably be impressed by your good taste in music. Some girls have actually dumped guys or stopped liking guys when they insulted the music they like. So, it's OK not to like her music, but don't be insulting her favorite singer(s)/band(s)! Try to figure out what music you BOTH like.
17Start an inside joke with her! She will feel included and become closer to you. It also gives you an easy-to-come-up-with conversation starter. Try not to overuse it and kill the joke.
18End later meetings with a hug, or plans to meet some other time, if you can. Make sure to tell her that you enjoyed her company.
19Tell her that you "like her" frequently. Ask her out.20Touch her occasionally, like on the shoulder or hand. Be sure do not touch her private parts, however.21Opposites attract. Be a courageous gentleman, not coy like a lady might be. Stand up for her if something is wrong.22Show your funny side. A lot of women look for sense of humor in a partner. You should however be mindful of their reactions to your jokes and avoid offensive humor. Unless they like that. Find out if she likes comedy. If she watches Comedy Central, find out her favorite comedian or favorite impression and try it out for her.23Make her feel good. This is a really good thing that impresses girls. They love it when you let them know you care for them. If she's sad, just simply put your arm around her neck. Make her happy, at least as much as you can. Flirt with her, hold her hand it will make her feel special.24Don't ever make fun of your friends around her If you do, it might make her think that you're a jerk. When someone makes fun of other people, it makes a woman wonder what they might be saying about HER when she's not around!!!25Be honest. Do something creative, something extraordinary or something that others never do. That creates a question mark for the girl about you, and it also makes you interesting.26Be open. Don't share too many secrets with her. Sprinkle a little and don't irritate her asking repeated questions. Always keep your face glowing and charming.