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I wanted to be a stand up comedian...and make fun of people around me. Actually ..its good that they enjoy it ..thinkin it was a joke...

But in this rat race..called life..i cudnt find an option of becoming one..in any of th phases of life...till date...so ..im somewhere in between....waiting for a breakthru....
But no worries as i never stay calm..and keep teasing my friends around...to such an extent that ...they come home from office everyday....after i sleep....

I dont wanna be serious in life...atleast in mid 20s....Actually ma plan is to stay alone...No marraige man..who cares a ***k....its like...you marry a girl whom you donoo and expect her to be the dream girl..you want!!...Its not a game..ok...its life....not just about having a Wife....

hey The word...marraige reminds me...about...Sania ..the great tennis player....she has 10000 fans it seems..(may b in pak...).and she says....people never miss ma game on TV..do they see her ..or her game....Oops...i dont mind..but ...Sania Mirza might have taken our Indian pledge too seriously . " All Indians are my Brothers & Sisters " Thats why she married a Pakistani...Didnt she find anyone in india...Hmmmmmm.Guess she might have got fed up of indian boys after watching Rakee ka swayamwar....or their parents might have thought that "Yeah we can boast ourselves..saying ..my girl in a foriegn country ..- Pakistan.....".....

I dont say that people are stupid ..but thier thoughts are stupid...
My friend bought a tshirt for 1900 which was worth not more than..500..as it had an offer of 15%......
You know....another friend of mine ..had submitted his Offer letter (which he needs to retain it along wiht him and show while joining....)back to the university for which he applied for MS.... along with thte acceptance letter...without even looking at it properly...and the best thing is ...he argues...saying..."why did the person who sent, staple all the docs together...dosent that mean..he wants us to send the offer letter..without seperating from the rest.." hmmmmmmm..these are the Young guns of india....naa.....
Coming back to indian pledge...ok lets talk abt..indian...why indian pledge..
..Hey how many you guys believe that an average indian.. spends 50% of his time..doing nothing..\
They Take in less....and try to give out more..
less? not food...:knowledge....
giveout more: not money........sweat,badwords,gyan about what india is.,corruption..,make unnecessary gossip....
Gossip,haa..... i have a lady in my office ..my god i hav never seena person who can talk so much....she makes the wierdest sounds one could have ever heard..i mean..she laughs so loud wiht all her 31.5 teeth out...that she grabs the entire office's attention towards her....Last time when i was in th eelevator along wiht her ....she took out a Deo(AXE) and started spraying it...That made me doubt her more..as it was clearly written AXE for MEN.....
....................................to be continued.....